phones are fun

so i got a call earlier. calls make me happy. to the best of my recollection, this is how it went:

me: anteon. this is mike.
him: room.. three... two... one... speak... please ... to...
me: i'm sorry, i think you have the wrong number
him: oh... i mean... room.. three... one... two... speak... please ... to...
me: the room doesn't matter, it's still the wrong number
him: please... room... speak to...
me: take care. bye bye.